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8 Things Mamdani Plans To Do on Day One if Elected Mayor
Jack Koltisko 6/26/25 Jack Koltisko 6/26/25

8 Things Mamdani Plans To Do on Day One if Elected Mayor

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Unemployed Losers Who’ve Never Worked a Day in Their Lives Fuel Mamdani to Historic Victory
Jack Koltisko 6/25/25 Jack Koltisko 6/25/25

Unemployed Losers Who’ve Never Worked a Day in Their Lives Fuel Mamdani to Historic Victory

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Dems Push Trump Impeachment for “Illegal” Iran Airstrike, Which Is Completely Different Than Obama’s 26,000 Airstrikes
Jack Koltisko 6/24/25 Jack Koltisko 6/24/25

Dems Push Trump Impeachment for “Illegal” Iran Airstrike, Which Is Completely Different Than Obama’s 26,000 Airstrikes

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Elon Musk Heroically Runs Into SpaceX Explosion to Save Ketamine Stash
Jack Koltisko 6/19/25 Jack Koltisko 6/19/25

Elon Musk Heroically Runs Into SpaceX Explosion to Save Ketamine Stash

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France Still Waiting for Statue of Liberty to Activate and Kill All Americans
Jack Koltisko 6/19/25 Jack Koltisko 6/19/25

France Still Waiting for Statue of Liberty to Activate and Kill All Americans

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In Response To Golden Dome, China Announces Plan to Build Golden Special #5 Defense System
Jack Koltisko 6/17/25 Jack Koltisko 6/17/25

In Response To Golden Dome, China Announces Plan to Build Golden Special #5 Defense System

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Iran Targets Loose Street Change for “Maximum Damage” Against Israel
Jack Koltisko 6/16/25 Jack Koltisko 6/16/25

Iran Targets Loose Street Change for “Maximum Damage” Against Israel

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Alex Padilla Arrested for Criticizing the Trump Administration’s ‘Stand ‘n Stuff’ Taco Policy
Jack Koltisko 6/13/25 Jack Koltisko 6/13/25

Alex Padilla Arrested for Criticizing the Trump Administration’s ‘Stand ‘n Stuff’ Taco Policy

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California Asks New Mexico If They Want To Trade State Names
Jack Koltisko 6/9/25 Jack Koltisko 6/9/25

California Asks New Mexico If They Want To Trade State Names

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Maxine Waters Fined $68K After FEC Discovers Hundreds of Campaign Expenses at Monique’s Discount Wig Emporium
Jack Koltisko 6/3/25 Jack Koltisko 6/3/25

Maxine Waters Fined $68K After FEC Discovers Hundreds of Campaign Expenses at Monique’s Discount Wig Emporium

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Trump Celebrates Pride Month By Calling Everyone Gay
Jack Koltisko 6/2/25 Jack Koltisko 6/2/25

Trump Celebrates Pride Month By Calling Everyone Gay

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Gay Community Confused By Weird Looking Pride Flag Put Up At White House
Jack Koltisko 6/2/25 Jack Koltisko 6/2/25

Gay Community Confused By Weird Looking Pride Flag Put Up At White House

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Sources Reveal Auto-Pen Allegedly Responsible For Shitting Biden’s Pants
Jack Koltisko 5/30/25 Jack Koltisko 5/30/25

Sources Reveal Auto-Pen Allegedly Responsible For Shitting Biden’s Pants

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Elon Musk Awkwardly Gives White House Staffers Elbow Bumps On The Way Out
Jack Koltisko 5/29/25 Jack Koltisko 5/29/25

Elon Musk Awkwardly Gives White House Staffers Elbow Bumps On The Way Out

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“THC Will Transform Your Children Into Satanic Shapeshifting Reptilian Communists” Warns Texas Lt. Governor
Jack Koltisko 5/29/25 Jack Koltisko 5/29/25

“THC Will Transform Your Children Into Satanic Shapeshifting Reptilian Communists” Warns Texas Lt. Governor

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Obama Pays Special Memorial Day Tribute to America’s Fallen Drones
Jack Koltisko 5/25/25 Jack Koltisko 5/25/25

Obama Pays Special Memorial Day Tribute to America’s Fallen Drones

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Supreme Court Allows Trump and Obama to Run For Third Term In Charity Election
Jack Koltisko 5/25/25 Jack Koltisko 5/25/25

Supreme Court Allows Trump and Obama to Run For Third Term In Charity Election

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Charlie Kirk Quietly Nibbles on Crayon While Debating College Leftists
Jack Koltisko 5/23/25 Jack Koltisko 5/23/25

Charlie Kirk Quietly Nibbles on Crayon While Debating College Leftists

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Columbia Commencement Speaker Encourages Graduates To Fulfill Dreams of Becoming Domestic Terrorists
Jack Koltisko 5/21/25 Jack Koltisko 5/21/25

Columbia Commencement Speaker Encourages Graduates To Fulfill Dreams of Becoming Domestic Terrorists

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“It’s Not Genocide If We Don’t Consider Them Human Beings,” South African President Claims
Jack Koltisko 5/21/25 Jack Koltisko 5/21/25

“It’s Not Genocide If We Don’t Consider Them Human Beings,” South African President Claims

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