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NYC Statue Programmed to Shout “Excuseee Me?!” At Passersby Who Don’t Acknowledge It
Jack Koltisko 5/7/25 Jack Koltisko 5/7/25

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Jack Koltisko 5/5/25 Jack Koltisko 5/5/25

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Jack Koltisko 4/9/25 Jack Koltisko 4/9/25

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Jack Koltisko 2/10/25 Jack Koltisko 2/10/25

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Jack Koltisko 12/17/24 Jack Koltisko 12/17/24

LPGA Implements New Rule Where A Man Has To Guide Each Golfer’s Swing Before Teeing Off

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Jack Koltisko 5/28/24 Jack Koltisko 5/28/24

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