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“I’m Used To Finishing Second,” Nikki Haley Says As She Winks To Audience

CONCORD, NH - After coming in second place to Donald Trump in the New Hampshire primary, Nikki Haley assured her supporters that she would not be dropping out of the race with a surprisingly suggestive remark. 

“I’m used to finishing second,” the former South Carolina governor said as she winked to the crowd. “I love my husband Michael, who’s currently fighting for our country overseas. But if I could handle finishing second for 30 years, I think I can take it with Trump for a few more weeks. I came out on top in my marriage,” Nikki said as she gave her supporters another wink, “and I plan to come out on top of Trump.”

Despite a mixed reaction from the crowd, Nikki doubled down on her suggestive remarks by saying that she was accustomed to men “pulling out” and would keep riding in the GOP nomination race until President Trump stopped running and finished behind her.