Biggest Signs Your Boyfriend Is Cheating On You
He took 0.004827 seconds longer than usual to respond to your ‘good morning’ text.
The first sign that he’s cheating on you is inattentiveness. He might not have done anything yet, but if he takes that long to respond, it’s only a matter of time.
He doesn’t update you on his whereabouts every ten minutes.
Clearly he’s too busy texting other girls his location and not you.
A friend he hasn’t seen in a few years is in town and your boyfriend wants to hang out with him.
The fact that you haven’t met this “friend” yet is a major red flag. It must mean he has a date with another girl.
He has a big work presentation in the morning and needs to go in a few minutes early.
If he was really committed to your relationship he wouldn’t worry about being late and hanging out with you all morning.
He has a passcode on his phone.
Behind that 6-digit wall is a cornucopia of horny girls sending him nudes.
He seems happy.
He obviously just finished having sex with someone.
He bought himself a new pair of shoes.
The fact that he went out and didn’t buy you something means he hates you. You haven’t been able to figure out how that means he’s cheating on you yet, but you might as well jump to that conclusion. You’ll figure it out later in the middle of the fight.
He came too quickly the other night.
Why so quick? Was it because he was thinking about his hot coworker, Jenny? YES.
He decided to grow out his beard.
It’s not because it’s getting cold outside. It’s because there’s some other bitch who likes a rugged look.
He tipped the waitress a little too much at dinner.
The service wasn’t that great. Plus your boyfriend is a notoriously bad tipper. He must be sleeping with her.