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Gay Men Rejoice As Hero Joey Chestnut Returns to Hot Dog Eating Competition
Jack Koltisko 7/5/25 Jack Koltisko 7/5/25

Gay Men Rejoice As Hero Joey Chestnut Returns to Hot Dog Eating Competition

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Unpatriotic Disappointment Wonders What the Big Deal Is At July 4th Parade
Jack Koltisko 7/5/25 Jack Koltisko 7/5/25

Unpatriotic Disappointment Wonders What the Big Deal Is At July 4th Parade

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Man Unknowingly Shakes Hands, Holds Mug One Last Time Before Getting Fingers Blown Off by Fireworks
Jack Koltisko 7/4/25 Jack Koltisko 7/4/25

Man Unknowingly Shakes Hands, Holds Mug One Last Time Before Getting Fingers Blown Off by Fireworks

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Weirdo: This Newly Hired Analyst Went to Networking Event to Network
Jack Koltisko 6/27/25 Jack Koltisko 6/27/25

Weirdo: This Newly Hired Analyst Went to Networking Event to Network

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Elon Musk Heroically Runs Into SpaceX Explosion to Save Ketamine Stash
Jack Koltisko 6/19/25 Jack Koltisko 6/19/25

Elon Musk Heroically Runs Into SpaceX Explosion to Save Ketamine Stash

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France Still Waiting for Statue of Liberty to Activate and Kill All Americans
Jack Koltisko 6/19/25 Jack Koltisko 6/19/25

France Still Waiting for Statue of Liberty to Activate and Kill All Americans

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Man Finally Figures Out How He Wants Hair Cut At 40 Years Old
Jack Koltisko 6/15/25 Jack Koltisko 6/15/25

Man Finally Figures Out How He Wants Hair Cut At 40 Years Old

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Only Way Out: Man Contemplates Suicide After Ending Up on Too Many Email Lists
Jack Koltisko 6/10/25 Jack Koltisko 6/10/25

Only Way Out: Man Contemplates Suicide After Ending Up on Too Many Email Lists

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9 Things That Will Get You Labeled An Anti-Semite
Jack Koltisko 6/3/25 Jack Koltisko 6/3/25

9 Things That Will Get You Labeled An Anti-Semite

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Colorado Terrorist Claims He Was Just Practicing For Olympic Torch Lighting Ceremony
Jack Koltisko 6/3/25 Jack Koltisko 6/3/25

Colorado Terrorist Claims He Was Just Practicing For Olympic Torch Lighting Ceremony

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Charlie Kirk Quietly Nibbles on Crayon While Debating College Leftists
Jack Koltisko 5/23/25 Jack Koltisko 5/23/25

Charlie Kirk Quietly Nibbles on Crayon While Debating College Leftists

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Woman Confident Hiring Manager Will Reach Back Out Any Second Now
Jack Koltisko 5/23/25 Jack Koltisko 5/23/25

Woman Confident Hiring Manager Will Reach Back Out Any Second Now

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Young Couple Excited to Close on First Open House Brochure
Jack Koltisko 5/22/25 Jack Koltisko 5/22/25

Young Couple Excited to Close on First Open House Brochure

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New Orleans Deploys Elite Alligator Special Forces To Catch Remaining Escaped Inmates
Jack Koltisko 5/20/25 Jack Koltisko 5/20/25

New Orleans Deploys Elite Alligator Special Forces To Catch Remaining Escaped Inmates

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Man Slaps Another Bumper Sticker on Car Just in Case People Don’t Know How Much He Loves Hiking
Jack Koltisko 5/20/25 Jack Koltisko 5/20/25

Man Slaps Another Bumper Sticker on Car Just in Case People Don’t Know How Much He Loves Hiking

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“Don’t Do What I Did” Warns 104-Year-Old Man Who Wishes He Died 30 Years Ago
Jack Koltisko 5/16/25 Jack Koltisko 5/16/25

“Don’t Do What I Did” Warns 104-Year-Old Man Who Wishes He Died 30 Years Ago

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Pope’s Brother Hopes He’ll Finally Say Grace At Thanksgiving
Jack Koltisko 5/10/25 Jack Koltisko 5/10/25

Pope’s Brother Hopes He’ll Finally Say Grace At Thanksgiving

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NYC Statue Programmed to Shout “Excuseee Me?!” At Passersby Who Don’t Acknowledge It
Jack Koltisko 5/7/25 Jack Koltisko 5/7/25

NYC Statue Programmed to Shout “Excuseee Me?!” At Passersby Who Don’t Acknowledge It

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Sign of Hard Times? Stock Image People Looking Increasingly More Stressed Out
Jack Koltisko 5/5/25 Jack Koltisko 5/5/25

Sign of Hard Times? Stock Image People Looking Increasingly More Stressed Out

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Rude! Bald Man Forgets to Turn Head Off Bright Mode While Driving, Blinds Fellow Drivers
Jack Koltisko 4/25/25 Jack Koltisko 4/25/25

Rude! Bald Man Forgets to Turn Head Off Bright Mode While Driving, Blinds Fellow Drivers

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