Trump Reminds Indian PM Modi That He Can’t Poop On The White House Lawn

WASHINGTON, D.C. - On Thursday, President Trump invited Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi to the White House with the goal of extending the United States’ longstanding diplomatic ties with the South Asian nation. 

While Modi was initially excited to be back, his mood quickly changed when Trump pulled him aside to remind him that he was not allowed to poop on the White House lawn during his stay.

“I know you’ve been here before Mr. Prime Minister, but as a formality, I have to remind you that you’re not allowed to poop on the White House lawn or in the streets of our beautiful city. I know that’s something you’re probably used to back home, and Biden probably let you do that a lot - he was pooping everywhere around here - but that’s not something we’re going to allow on this trip.”

Trump then proceeded to take Modi on a tour of all the White House bathrooms, where he showed him “magical contraptions called toilets” and demonstrated how to use them. 

Though Modi was reportedly offended by the entire situation, he was too polite to say anything and just continued to bob his head back and forth. 

At press time, Trump served the Prime Minister a smorgasbord of all-American beef hamburgers for lunch.