Stupid, Idiotic, Geographically-Illiterate Virginia Voters Concerned About Illegal Immigration & Southern Border

FAIRFAX, VA - On Super Tuesday, exit polls in Virginia showed that illegal immigration and the southern border were the top concerns of Republican voters this election. In response, MSNBC hosts Jen Psaki, Rachel Maddow, and Joy Reid laughed at the ridiculous idea that the stupid, average, working-class people in Virginia would possibly be concerned with a problem thousands of miles away. 

And the MSNBC ladies are absolutely right. 

Hey, Virginia Republicans, open a map will ya? El Paso is more than 1,900 miles away from Richmond. The only border crossings you should be afraid of are hillbillies and inbreds coming over from West Virginia. 

You’re seriously telling us that you’re afraid of guys like Nilson Granados-Trejo – the El Salvadorian migrant who was arrested twice before allegedly shooting and killing a 2-year-old in New Jersey. Let us guess, it’s because he’s brown, isn’t he? Or maybe just because he’s got a funny sounding last name. Get off your high horse you bigots. Maybe the kid was being a dick or trying to gyp the guy on a drug deal.

Seriously, who are you to think that you’re any better than guys like Renzo Mendoza Montes - the Venezuelan migrant who allegedly sexually assaulted a 14-year-old girl? Guess what racists, that’s how the rest of the world works. One night you’re walking around town, looking to score some street cocaine or a decent pupusa when all of a sudden, you spot the prettiest pre-teen you’ve ever laid eyes on and instantly want to make her your wife. But you would know that if you weren’t so busy going to work or going to church or going to Walmart. 

That’s another thing you pea-brained Republicans need to understand. There’s no such thing as an “illegal” person. These 2,400,000 immigrants who’ve crossed the southern border since Biden took office have every right to be here. They have every right to be anywhere. They’re citizens of the earth. 

Listen here Virginia Republicans, before you vote in November, you might want to check your privilege and listen to the brilliant ladies of MSNBC. It doesn’t matter what country they come from or how many American citizens they assault, rape, or murder. Each and every migrant who crosses our border enriches our society - no questions asked. And if you don’t get that through your thick skulls, just don’t vote. Because a vote to close the border and stop undocumented immigration is a vote against democracy.

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