Pilot Promises To Take Passengers To McDonald’s Drive-Thru If Everyone Behaves

BUFFALO, NY - Just before Frontier flight N328FR took off from Buffalo to San Francisco on Friday, Captain Mike Rogers told passengers that he would take the plane to McDonald’s halfway through if everyone was on their best behavior. 

“We’re sorry to announce that we have no food on this flight,” Captain Rogers said. “But if everyone behaves, I’ll stop at McDonald’s somewhere in Nebraska. That means no crying babies, no picking fights with the guy wearing a MAGA hat, and EVERYONE must stay in their seats when the seatbelt light is on.”

After the announcement, the flight crew instructed passengers to think about what they wanted ahead of time and to have their credit cards out so they could quickly make separate orders when they went through the drive-thru.

While the plan seemed to initially improve morale, hunger and restlessness eventually got the better of many passengers along the trip who asked if they could instead stop at Taco Bell, Starbucks, or Panera. 

At press time, Captain Rogers announced over the intercom that nobody was behaving appropriately and that they’d all be sent to time out in the San Francisco International Airport when they landed. 

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