God Steps In to Help Trump Flush Illegal Immigrants Out of Texas

TRAVIS COUNTY, TEXAS – In an attempt to aid Trump’s mass deportation efforts, God intervened by sending massive, historic floods through the Lone Star State over the weekend.

Shortly after signing the “Big, Beautiful” bill into law, President Trump reportedly went to the White House chapel and offered a special prayer, asking God to help him continue the incredible momentum of his first few months back in office.

Much to his surprise, God seemed to answer his prayers just weeks before ICE was planning a massive, multimillion-dollar raid in central Texas.

While God typically refrains from getting involved in political matters, a spokesangel said that the Holy Lord made an exception because Trump had been a “very good boy” and that even He wasn’t a big fan of Mexicans.

Godless Democrats, however, are calling BS on divine intervention and claiming that the Trump administration used weather-altering technology to flush out illegal immigrants – a cheaper and more intimidating method of deportation than ICE.

The Trump administration has vehemently denied these accusations by releasing classified documents revealing that Hurricane Katrina was the last official time the federal government controlled the weather to manufacture a crisis.

At press time, Trump was seen back at the White House chapel asking God to give Obama AIDS.