Days After Sinwar, Israel Takes Out Classroom Of ‘Future Terrorists’ At Palestinian Day School

TEL AVIV, ISRAEL - After taking out Hamas leader Yahya Sinwar on Thursday, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu confirmed that the Israeli military completed another successful mission by taking out 22 ‘future terrorists’ at a Palestinian day school. 

“Today, we’re proud to announce that we’ve eliminated the potential threat of 22 future terrorists at the Yasser Arafat School Of Arts in southern Gaza. While these young men and women have not yet committed any acts of terrorism, we know it’s just a matter of time.”

According to Israeli intelligence, the targets were all between the ages of 11-14 and identified as high-propensity terrorist suspects for having some of the most ‘terrorist-like sounding names’ in all the Middle East.

“I mean just look at their names.” Netanyahu continued. “Abdullah Bin Laden. Abu Bakr El-Jihad. Bombi Al-Bombah. C’mon, if that doesn’t give it away I don’t know what does. We simply can’t take any chances.”

At press time, Congress approved another $100 billion aid package to Israel for Netanyahu’s courageous leadership and decisive action to win the war.