NEW YORK CITY, NY - Former Trump Organization lawyer Michael Cohen revealed a disturbing story during his testimony in President Trump’s trial on Monday where he was forced to watch Trump and Stormy Daniel’s sex tape as part of his hiring initiation. 

“The interview was going great,” Cohen said, trembling. “But then, right when I thought it was over, the lights in the room went out and two Trump associates handcuffed me to the chair, spun me around, wheeled in an old CRT TV, and played the tape. It was absolutely disgusting. The only thing you could see was Trump’s sweaty ass and dangling balls. It was like watching a boiled potato having a seizure.”

Immediately after Cohen’s testimony, the prosecution attempted to display just how harrowing the experience was by showing the jury all 33 minutes of the video - including the 10-minute post-coital interview where Trump forced Daniels to give a detailed review of the sex with a pre-set list of questions. Despite the defense’s objections, President Trump couldn’t help but smile and give unsolicited commentary throughout the video. 

At press time, the Trump campaign was seen selling autographed copies of the tape to supporters outside the New York courtroom.