NEW YORK CITY, NY - After day 13 of Trump’s civil fraud trial, Manhattan Supreme Court sketch artist Danielle Larson was fired for falsely portraying the former President committing a slew of heinous acts in her courtroom sketches in an effort to taint Trump’s image. 

“I swear that’s what happened!” Larson claimed on social media. “It was like something out of a movie. Right in the middle of Stormy Daniel’s testimony, Trump just sprung up and repeatedly began to wave the Nazi salute. Then, about an hour later, the court broke out in commotion when one of the gallery members’ seeing eye dog got loose and bolted toward the bench. That’s when Trump rushed out of his chair, grabbed the dog, and nearly strangled it to death.” 

Despite the sketch artist's defense, even some left-leaning media outlets like CNN and MSNBC struggled to give credit to the wild accusations. But that didn’t stop the ladies of The View from blowing the absurd claims out of proportion. 

“I understand that may not have happened,” Joy Behar reported. “But c’mon, you’re telling me Trump has never ‘sig heiled’ or strangled a puppy before? He definitely has. Just look at him. Proof or not, I think the court should add supporting Hitler and animal abuse to his list of charges and tack another 20 years on his sentence.”

At press time, Trump was heard railing against the sketch artist for being an “ugly lying cow” whose doodles were even more hideous than George Bush’s portraits of disabled veterans.