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American Nazis Furious At MSNBC For Associating Them With Jews, Blacks, Hispanics, And Indians At Trump Rally

NEW YORK CITY, NY - After President Trump’s rally in Madison Square Garden earlier this week, MSNBC made headlines for comparing the gathering to a modern-day Nazi rally. 

And no one is more furious than members of the American Nazi Party who are disgusted that they’re being lumped in with Trump’s diverse base of Jewish, Black, Hispanic, and Indian supporters and speakers.

“What MSNBC said about President Trump’s rally is absolutely despicable,” Nazi Party Chief of Staff Martin Kerr said. “To associate us with the same filth that packed the rafters at MSG is offensive to every card-carrying, Hitler-loving member of our esteemed organization. I nearly vomited at the sight of so many Israeli and ‘Blacks for Trump’ flags!”

Along with MSNBC, the Nazi Party is equally frustrated with Kamala Harris, Hillary Clinton, and the ladies of the View for associating Trump’s agenda of fewer wars, less government intervention, and individual liberty with fascism. 

“None of what President Trump or his hive of rodents believe in aligns with our agenda. And we will not stop fighting until true national socialism is codified into law as the Führer intended,” Kerr continued. 

While the Nazi Party has not yet endorsed any candidate in the presidential race, many members have reportedly grown fond of President Obama for his condescending and demeaning tone towards black men who are considering voting for Trump. 

At press time, the Communist Party of America issued a similar rebuke of Kamala Harris for not successfully murdering or putting Trump and his allies in prison during her time as Vice President.